"Store of Value" : Buttcoin - reddit

The free market spoke to me, and I made ButtTipBot.

Hello fellow captains of industry! Today I've taken on the task of creating our own tip system!
I pretty quickly searched to see if anything like this had already existed, and only came across a post from a few months ago saying that one should, and that had two accounts that seemed like bots but were pretty much dead. So sorry if I made something that already exists because I didn't notice.
Anyway, all you have to do is add the following to a comment:
+Amount Butts to User
The amount can be whole number or one with a decimal, and shouldn't need a zero in front if it's less than one (i.e. .2 and 0.2 both work). The username can start with a forward slash or just the letter u. And it's all case insensitive. So I could give a ButtTip to killhamster by typing:
+23 Butts to killhamster
Just like with a Bitcoin tip, killhamster would get nothing of value! In a while ButtTipBot replies to let you know that a gift has been made, and adds a little something for you to remind you how amazing Buttcoin is!
Unfortunately, due to me not want to actually want to host this, I just put it on Heroku, and it probably wont have enough computing resources to go through all the comments on Reddit. So I've limited it to /Buttcoin and will add /EnoughLibertarianSpam when it gains enough karma to be able to post more comments in quicker time. On that note, if you want to try it out now, it might take a few minutes unless ButtTipBot becomes an approved submitter.
After writing this out, I'm really hoping that it works as planned. If anyone has any good suggestions, I can try and implement them. Or you can view it on GitHub, and edit it yourself just like the free market intended. Also if you go to GitHub, you can really easily add some replies, but you may need an account (just pester me and I'll add it for you).
EDIT: on my phone right now so I can't read the logs, but it looks like it may have crashed or heroku had stopped it automatically. I'll see what went wrong then change a few small things and put the changed one up.
EDIT 2: Apparently it was still running. But I made some changes for things I saw here.
I'll add the ability to give farts and stuff later. I wanted to know if people think that it should be converted to buttcoin or remain as farts or whatever. Converting them will take more effort to implement, but shouldn't be too hard. Otherwise all that needs to be done is add the words to alert ButtTipBot. I'll probably just stick to keeping them the same if there isn't a clear push otherwise.
Edit 3: I'm dumb and made it so it replies to itself. So I had to stop it to fix that. Should be fixed, sorry for it being down, and especially sorry for the spam it may have made. If anyone notices the bot spazzing out, then send me a PM. And if it's really problematic tell the mods because they can stop it being able to post until I can get to it.
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In honor of Bitcoin $1,000*, here's a list of Mt. Gox's valued customers (*Price is not reflective of the actual value of bitcoin)

I've compiled a list of Mt. Gox's "valued customers" from its twitter stream. Ask yourself if a legitimate company would have a similar stream and lack of customer support.
It's time to put Mt. Gox out to pasture. They were a phenomenal innovator, but it's now just a dangerous exchange.
Note: I'm on this list, too.
GMolenkamp, LaunchByte, 01101O10, MADinMelbourne, LondonBTCMeetUp, DuhHamza, snail365, AntoineSL, IIIPROIII, jordandegeus, DClark2014, Pirucho, harmvanderven, gtklocker, jamesjcousins, djbooth007, EnumaElish, jonnyhsy, abelevii, baihk, matsimo, RusselDalton, lifemanifesto, strip911, user16782173, vurbinaporrero, ActlHumanBeings, ch25061, PatrickAgut, AsherWolf, trader_bitcoin, fuckspacedrumma, bitcomsec, CryptoDirect, BravoCrazy, apap100, jujueyeball, sinonevero, Christopherglaw, cryptosecurity, mowheeler, yuri_koval, panatha192, hyph3nx, twobitidiot, AegisFS, elreystadesnudo, B2Benb2, mvanhorn, SiliconPM, BitcoinZilla, kaizen7, CElston, LamassuBTC, ansgarjohn, Arganaut, frizbninja, milto117, angrymofo, ZagaloZ, yugz777, BTCguess, fsbtnews, danicellero, evilthought, kazanture, RenegadeMinds, daniellauhlig, zhenghaox, speed2606, klinthoufy, anarcoin, TConspiracyChef, Sanelino, supershares, alexisvos, NoEyeSquareGuy, DHQNgo, jaysu, simonhopper, elreystadesnudo, B2Benb2, JoeCroninSHOW, Unguided, iZoo3y, cpmccurdy, RvZwiggelaar, hilldoc, doctorzaius, jasonmcbeath1, patrickakerman, LABLEVI, tcomfb, mvanhorn, SiliconPM, Trancez0r, AirBoyNoises, _CharlieHaley, nipponese, frenki07, Pimpmycoin, SpaceCashApp, biatch0r, Sturgeongroup, JamesGMorgan, BitcoinZilla, kurtvarner, NeverLoseVision, RvZwiggelaar, japes, bphillab, Kf_Lenz, salojc2006, btcdrak, bitcoinsandwich, Heidern2, SpikeeeN, rexuslexus, BorderedHessian, mechanimal82, simonhopper, walidjsanchez, nughaud, sfaigan, chen_mingming, liberaleco, tiagofaia22, Cryptowhore, Sabelo_Maduna, OpenECommunity, Peercoin_Info, BitcoinSachs, darzin, matth3wpeng, ltbitcoin, idiot, ridreis, AlanRHooper, TConspiracyChef, RedScareBot, wr, TheTommyD, nataliew2, koinsmart, Nysedaytraders, leetwitbc, _amckenna, SFBitcoinTaxi, stuwyatt, zapnap, NHLaundryKing, TiberiKo, CUSSBRO, dantoml, Coinboard, jongold, atef_drira, TVeleckovik, Supreme_Mentor, DeusExJuice, Bitcoin_Bum, _ShaSoftware, VestaTrader, BitcoinFound, Nicky_PoohBear, TiberiKo, NHLaundryKing, zapnap, JamesLiamCook, Bitcoin, awillmobbs, hlopez, Bobmuffins, TheCryptoEdge, kadrkn, Zubinezu, bitcointxt, aikordek, joerodr, BitcoinPosse, adambailey27, DanJones79, CephasSerhat, CrazyLittle, hodortargaryen, alienshooter99, TConspiracyChef, SamiGhazali, trutherbot, stuwyatt, dan72ros, arjunsethi, dennishegstad, TaoOfSatoshi, keithsaltojanes, trader_bitcoin, MattFinn2, TVarmy, killhamster, jebus911, mdp2031, VestaTrader, josealivivas, KatsuHenrikki, jerroenbakker, kingtytankhamen, TomHashemi, BullionBaron, B_Acro, BitcoinSignal, dragonfire1024, Eddie_Catflap, andrewroyer, divinejudge1, KatsuHenrikki, kingtytankhamen, atef_drira, jerroenbakker, The_BitCoiner, Truex, TomHashemi, Rkpools, krellis, _J4n37, josealivivas, JohnDaugherty86, SPC_Bitcoin, nlcondit, SFBitcoinTaxi, pushingtin, riisacoff, sidragon, WILLWONGX, ASampei, upal, chrimm, belsito, mowheeler, VestaTrader, BitChangeClub, BlueJayKay5, GeckoFawkes, coljac, conspirologorg, WelfareWTF, subimage, LtdData, cointhink, TopBitcoinSites, kazfavs, pushingit, launchticker, finansakrobat, Birmav, davewalter81, jdebunt, onefix, jameve13, Ric0tjuh, ASampei, BELADOZZAS, SumOfCoins, iZoo3y, JohnDaugherty86, ActualAdviceBTC, Protossscs, iamheff, upal, mach1monorail, ASampei, Fontasee, Sea_Devil, davidpate8, selqeni, buuddha77, 845151320lwq, M0ssein, MasterOfCoins, ianatha, macbrainpro, KeatonRaser, wdaniels, bneiluj, leetwitbc, IMGoldMine, TheRichDouche, alansuspect, TConspiracyChef, cryptfolio, leejaew, Crockoduck1, DJCrizCray, sovereignmonkey, HoodSavior, CephasSerhat, anonymous6844, dillweedrules, macbrainpro, VelocityCoin, throwinabanana, cryptonic27, prettybinladen, kadrkn, ianatha, igorclark, BitcoinTitan, Bitcoin_Altcoin, BitcoinZilla, somanhuang, Harry_Dillema, BitcoinMayhem, Coincamp, ASampei, Frank_Craft, D3Markets, dogecoinpark, FoxyVo, BeerlyWeedz, youflavio, inVIINCEable, JackCrypto, trakout, FlavienCharlon, somanhuang, LakesAdam, myselfbtc, prathswoop, jamel_rwb, jsblokland, somanhuang, cryptoron, simonhopper, Eleonorwjmg, trakout, keremkacel, D_Roch, KBurkowicz, bitcoinrocks, samueloakford, TheLawrenceDude, DaveHaroldson90, FlavienCharlon, jimmyhomma, GjertGjersund, martijngonlag, LakesAdam, KingCyberJacob, bitcomsec, flix1, GarrickHileman, bitcoinpotato, DCG_Crew, fotoroll, DesperateTrader, mrebola, irwm1, rdawood007, KratosMtOlympus, JustusRanvier, CryptoConner, alejanfm, mulligan, litovskaya, JffrLabel, TConspiracyChef, yeahfro, elreystadesnudo, OLAnewscast, iheartubuntu, cryptocnews, fak3r, wombleswyrd, Jason, ZacCoffman, heri, wdaniels, adv4nced, ws, dragonfire1024, strongnuclear, BitcoinZen, ericcogen, NeverLoseVision, Qwahchees, icrewuh60, ketchupandbeer, dorongrinstein, bitinturst1, Datavetaren, OpenECommunity, trutherbot, wowaname, kinoti, altcoinpumper, MikevHoenselaar, EddieDrysdale, VinceintheBay, jebus911, LaurentSartran, JohnRMeese, bratt, leewalton69, JustCosm, isellbitcoins, JeffWalker82, TKutrada, sethgoldin, pietrosperoni, CryptoCartel, jrtaff, FrentzelJ, AboutBIT, Cryptonauta, BlankSteve, BitcoinSignal, BitMillionaire, markhankins1982, BitVestors, Chaits, stephenlb, triplepundit, RuneBloodstone, onbitcoin, newsBTCdotcom, BitcoinKitty, cryptoeconomist, BitcoinSitesOrg, RenaudDenis, matthewmascioni, guitarlife2012, ezra802, jimmyhomma, PennyGaff, Zubinezu, Stevie2747, Tiraspol, Ripplesync, BitcoinSignal, KrakenTrader, daitken4, ycopfiles, aprilthemoo, cirobrandao, TheBTCG, JackCrypto, spyn, KristinPaget, kponseel, rdawood007, symantec, KristinPaget, dan72ros, cryptocoinmedia, fightcopytrolls, packmatt73, GabrielVisser, zhongfu, Rentadesker, kponseel, lammatha218, vadipp, MagnoxZhan, neo1607, OvRonda, feufy78, spyn, PennyGaff, dkoletic, TheBTCG, Bitcoin_Watcher, ZLOK, selqeni, KristinPaget, ortelius, rlhead3890, NickFrey, wandgrab, TomBandetta, KristinPaget, jsblokland, torbahax, Liberationtech, raulriera, Curious_Heather, MendzappJames, JffrLabel, kornstar11, RealmDweller1, LatestBTC, AmelDedic1987, PaulCapestany, btcdotcom, atswartz, Asher_Wolf, coinsultants, MrOf4343, BitcoinGain, BitcoinCEX, skelly_boy, fmisle, wendydiaz73, RNR_0, Puunk, feufy78, cryptopense, ActualAdviceBTC, h4rd3z, Cellcote, JBintcliffe, DuhHamza, SatoshiNakam, Johnny5Eu, Abbott, sea, farhannow, julianor, OTBCNews, gerryhays, altcap, InterdasGlobal, zachtratar, RBenadon, dylanized, myproviderbv, dkasper, sergiocovelli, ePubMATIC, calmcdn, TheBitcoinWife, nicr9, TConspiracyChef, BuyQuark, hehersontan, luketpembroke, torontofixit, grimnar1, PharmaTradr, kponseel, doltek, jimmyhomma,TCVisionary, DRoch, 1HandsomeHustla, TheLawrenceDude, OWSBuenosAires, pessimism, George_Hahn, darylmander, igorclark, StephyFinance, miguelsantosw, Coinboard, FrankoCurrency, btccharity, anjiecast, L2GStar, kwamgee, litecoindude, DragonPitch, DGSchesser, MichealKennedy, malin_mar, cryptofolio, AllenEstrin, GnomishMath, SPC_Bitcoin, metamatterNL, moultontyler, FIAT_Poop_Shoot, vineetsonkar, SimranDevs, capaday79, justinfondriest, growlhero, FontasBTC, NINK, RL_Betatester, microcable, LitecoinToday, gregorymunten, sndrptrs, FaireGlobalLLC, SharkWipf, DanishPuss, Azyouknow, irijiri, PeterOdeus, daitken4, Orbixx, lammatha218, Cee_Bgm, kingfaraone, Beccas43, D15RUPT, MelissaLeeCNBC, flibbr, PerryJLucas, LitecoinBoy, pizzaindex, JimmyBarge, El_Mono1958, BrianKellyBK, thesurfer68, cryptohamster, AndyBarrick, deuceocho28, joar79, yuri_koval, therealhaxwell, BTCGeek, xiffy, PhilBoscarino, AaronvanW, ml_gardner, Cryptocoinbiz, ThinkBig, AlvaroBurgos23, bearpig, SteveClement, AndrewDeichler, KavaKauboi, eforcems, jaimefdezcaro, FeliciaQiKim, 212onise, hoxy313, fdefoy, FunkyJamma, lopp, BitcoinDayTrade, btcdrak, zaamhain, ManFmNantucket, markgongloff, NekotTheBrave, wtrnl, AlaricSystems, irwm1, solwatts, ranhatty, FaireGlobalLLC, DeMoralizer25, BuyQuark, waveride2, ranhatty, BitcoinHotMom, frank600, filmanthropos, jvanek1, bbtm64, levifig, irwm1, cstaketoki, aaguileravega, RuanBeukes, Emeka89, Uzocho, eekygeeky, MichealKennedy, BitcoinSachs, solwatts, zovanei, adambreckler, Cryptominer1, NickBeardShow, reverendcaptain, lammatha218, PlayBaseGames, Dear Valued Customer, NabiIaHolicisMe, israeldavidoliv, timstoop, blacksun1, BitMate, BTCESpec, FaireGlobalLLC, thesurfer68, holidaynova, rowiro, mrebola, FdhJose, htjyang, JonnyPhun, thegonan, RippleLounge, XRPTalk, heromanjay, evanzenker, fmisle, markmcan, tristan_winters, frenki07, DomjEspo, b_rossi, LTCInformation, Coinflipkens, CoinMarketCap, JoakimHaage, NWBitcoin, pizzaindex, FaireGlobalLLC, aaronyarm, thesurfer68, Grundoko, NekoArc, JudeBurger, airmatic20, ruan1219, evula, ordnanceelf, levifig, WhipeeDip, wowaname, Koudemort, NewsBitcoin, _OpeniX, Adult, khaaanah, TheRealSajad, tensafefrogs, Willyum727, reicher001, TravisPatron, iarvin, TweetsFromRichy, MrBBrown, KryptoKoolio, SithIlluminati, ahonentj, arrewinki, seangraf, trish_regan, DavidEGrayson, AcclaimDan, SteveStreza, SamForty, WebEspy, corbetter, BitcoinLessons, pagobit, SteveElsewhere, yugz777, Adam_CE, NickBeardShow, ranhatty, ChrisRobinsonYo, SavneetS, notopk, Jason_Rowley, brucecat, chinaboysu, BitcoinLinksNet, BitcoinContract, CPython314, Turkoglu53, ristonojonen, matticane, TVeleckovik, gatorshoosiers, CeoCHN, lickthepig, khurramc, apap100, TheAtomSea, EntropyExtropy, iWeyer, JerseyITGuy, jzipdamonsta, lopp, vidicbojan, btcglea, EnumaElish, NinjaCubed, JackCrypto, CryptoPumpNDump, DCMJ2014, AndrewDEvans, StickerTraders, jgarzik, JosephLandesman, BitcoinAltcoin, Sturgeongroup, Spooky_Nick, nixberger, Kphelpz, kryptokash, QuickBT, SolaceNow, therealhaxwell, owocki, jamesarosen, RajivVarma, cajici, al676, CrystalBall6, Liberationtech, ws, computerxpds, raahil190, MisterSinakoteh, Redcoatwright, NicoDAgris, 18_0152_u, mikeyavo, SamAsante, coinalytics, AMLG23, KristeeKelley, OFC_videos, PromptLondon, rekkd, JackCrypto, CodeForBitcoins, T3rr0rByte13, dasnut1, TConspiracyChef, OTBCNews, SteelValleySpec, Bitcoinity, bitcoinpotato, Jipe, El_Mono1958, Bit_Prof, T3rr0rByte13, JohnRMeese, mattdrayer, Johnny_0o, rraposo, BryceWeiner, RCasatta, RBenadon, KcChano, FreeDumb_News, OFC_videos, TroyLumpkin, davidgilmer, PokerCapitalist, Btcboogie, niksthehacker, _OpeniX, BryceWeiner, guiabitcoin, MarcdeVerdelhan, newsBTCdotcom, iheartubuntu, macaskill Bitcoinkenner, PharmaTradr, funkyoubitch, FinanceTed, Hugues_Maynie, DunningKruger, BitcoinDayTrade, tucaminoingles, Chronic_Inc, Hoefgeest, BryceWeiner, Bitcoinkenner, mmeijeri, brucecat, kenhorn, chee1bot, BitstampSupport, Colin4ward, willsta4me, Stalast, sh4t, Ernestinetnsf, khaaanah, Awzum_JC, DeRuilcentrale, KavaKauboi, GreenPirate_org, MisterSinakoteh, BitcoinDayTrade, PharmaTradr, FlyingRich, goqobuo, TheGARVdotcom, Reddoxxx, btcdefender, BobsBitcoins, BitcoinKinetics, Spooky_Nick, CaptnThundrCunt, 7alazouun, josephzamudio2, postkneejerk, TheBigEasyofOz, TheBigEasyofOz, davidjtwit, sharpcode, _dvgc, Jetjumper, peterverhaar, rmurph17, atghiphop, Cryptanalytics, Cryptanalytics, djtBMX, BrianHousman, AustenAllred, m52go, BTConsulter, SirBitsALot, PokerCapitalist
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Bitcoin Koans

A reddit user asked Bruce Fenton: "Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?"
Fenton observed: "I always remember the block-chain. All is recorded within."
The users of /BitcoinMarkets used to study TA before Paco Ahlgren posted on reddit. Four of them who were intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of pure math.
On the first day all were silent. Their analysis had begun auspiciously, but when night came and the markets were rising quickly, one of the users could not help commenting: "TO DA MOON."
The second user was surprised to see the first one comment in English. "We are not supposed to write a word," he remarked.
"You two are stupid. Why did you comment?" asked the third.
"I am the only one who has used pure math," posted the fourth user.
killhamster went to /dogecoin where a bot had started a giveaway and asked it: "What is, is what?"
The bot tipped him 98 dogecoin.
killhamster replied: "Cryptos cannot prosper when the price is too low." And he left.
A few days later killhamster went again to visit the bot and asked the same question.
The bot answered the same way.
killhamster said: "Well given, well taken, well tipped, to the moon!' And he tipped the bot back.
1point618's Comment: The tipped doge was the same both times. Why is it killhamster did not admit the first and approved the second one? Where is the fault?
Whoever answers this knows that killhamster's tongue has no bone so he can use it freely. Yet perhaps killhamster is wrong. Or, through that bot, he may have discovered his mistake.
If anyone thinks that the one's insight exceeds the other's, he has no eyes.
Two users were arguing about the LTC/BTC exchange rate. One said: "Bitcoin is moving by gaining value."
The other said: "Litecoin is moving by losing value."
TulipCoins happened to be passing by. He told them: "Not Bitcoin, not Litecoin; mind is moving."
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